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Look at the first place! It's not even cool looking or unique! It's just red with scars and flames! A monkey could have done better! The only one that I think is KINDA good but not better than mine is the 3rd place one. But I still don't like the Germans' taste in funkey design or contest preperation........ Maybe I could win on the spanish site....
Step 6) If you don't see Berger right away you can use the upper circle to search for either BERGER or FFM2. When you do see him, click on 5 stars, no matter what your opinion please.
Step 7) Once you click on berger, it will lead you here. Click on the 5th star and then the link under it. Once you do it will take you to a page that thanks you for voting.
Every once and a while it will let you vote again so check back often to see if you can vote 5 stars again. Also, it would be much appriciated if you could scroll through the gallery and vote 1 star on anyone doing better than me. I also have a Snipe and Lucky so vote for them too!!!!! I REALLY REALLY REALLY REALLY need to win this. If I don't I will never feel joy again. I will have no purpose in life and die. JK I won't do that but I will be VERY VERY VERY VERY VERY VERY VERY VERY VERY VERY upset! PLEASE! THANX.
I have also re-calculated my percentage and now I have 40%. I'm catching up! Slowly but surely! I may not be the greatest now, but I will be! Mwahahahahahahahaha! Just you wait and see....