New Funkeys!

Hola everyone! I just went to Target to return funkeys I got for christmas. The reason I did that is because my mom got me all four Paradox Green funkeys that I already had. But anyways, I was walking down to the isle where they have funkeys, and I noticed something was wrong. I couldn't seem to find the funkeys!!!!! You wanna know what happened? THERE WERE FAMPS WHERE THE FUNKEYS BELONG!!!!!!!!!! I started to cry. Yes, I cried. Right in the middle of the store. My mom had to calm me down. I'm not even lying. I'm dead serious. I cried.

You know what??? FAMPS are so stupid! They don't even have legit names!!! You wanna know what their names are? Happy, Sad, Silly, Bored, I could go on! All they do is express feelings! You know what I think? I think that if someone needs a videogame to express their feelings, then they really don't have a life.

At least funkeys have names, and different places to explore. FAMPS are pretty much just an interactive chat room. It's dumb.

Anyways, to ease my discomfort, I went online and bought 16 different funkeys in a pack for only 11 dollars! They will arrive in 3-7 business days! That will bring my total to 97 out of 129 funkeys! That's 75.1%!!!! YAY!!!...........

........DUMB FAMPS!!!

I'm Still Alive!!

I know I havn't posted in FOREVER!! but I'm still here. There hasn't been much news other than the Speed Racer guys on eBay. Also, something I'm extremely upset about is that my Walmart STOPPED CARRYING FUNKEYS!!!!!!! How could they??? It's tragic. TRAGIC I TELL YOU! Anyways, I just got a VR Webley so now my Funkiki Island Series is 100% COMPLETE!!! YAY :] So.... If you got anything you wanna share, please comment!!!!!