New Funkeys!

Hola everyone! I just went to Target to return funkeys I got for christmas. The reason I did that is because my mom got me all four Paradox Green funkeys that I already had. But anyways, I was walking down to the isle where they have funkeys, and I noticed something was wrong. I couldn't seem to find the funkeys!!!!! You wanna know what happened? THERE WERE FAMPS WHERE THE FUNKEYS BELONG!!!!!!!!!! I started to cry. Yes, I cried. Right in the middle of the store. My mom had to calm me down. I'm not even lying. I'm dead serious. I cried.

You know what??? FAMPS are so stupid! They don't even have legit names!!! You wanna know what their names are? Happy, Sad, Silly, Bored, I could go on! All they do is express feelings! You know what I think? I think that if someone needs a videogame to express their feelings, then they really don't have a life.

At least funkeys have names, and different places to explore. FAMPS are pretty much just an interactive chat room. It's dumb.

Anyways, to ease my discomfort, I went online and bought 16 different funkeys in a pack for only 11 dollars! They will arrive in 3-7 business days! That will bring my total to 97 out of 129 funkeys! That's 75.1%!!!! YAY!!!...........

........DUMB FAMPS!!!