OMG!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I dont know why I titled this OMG because there isnt really anything to OMG about. I'm at my cousins now and her computer is Speedy Gonsalez so I got like 60 votes in a matter of minutes!!! I still need you to vote though because I was in 3rd place for about 2 minutes and that is unacceptable!!!!!!! Im in first for ranking now so its all good. I dont think Im gonna win the votes part though because I only get like 4 outside votes a day and they're usually bad. SO GO VOTE!!!!!!!!!!!!:):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):)

Only 3 more days till I get my Hidden Realm!!!!!! YAY YAY YAY YAY YAY!!!!!!!!! :):):):):):):):)

Sprocket Please!!

The only trophy I need is Sprocket's so if anyone wants to let me kick their butt in it that would be dandy!!! Also I need the feather/hoop for lucky, dyer, and again, sprocket, so please help!!!! Thanks!!!

My friends from funkeys:

BB2
Mfunk04
Akaabbey
Roco

If you want to be my friend I'm RABID.

UB Funkeys Demo

I was browsing around the UB funkeys site and came across a demo!! You have to go play it's so fun!!! Here are some pictures!!!

2 Steps Closer!!

I just went to K-mart with my mom and the single funkeys were $7.36!!!!!!!!!!!!!! WTH!!!!!!! However, since I only had 5 bucks my mom was nice and got me a Very Rare Glub and a Rare Waggs!!!!! Now I have all the Waggs!!! Yay!!!! Check the percent chart to see where I'm at.

More good news is that I have like 400 votes for PRISM on the German website!!! I'm in first for ranking too!!!! Bad news is that I need 10600 votes to be in first place for votes. :(:(:(

Even more good news!!! 5 MORE DAYS UNTIL I'M THE FIRST WITH HIDDEN REALM!!!!! WOOHOO!!!!!!!!!

More good news that isn't funkey related!!! I played Guitar Hero World Tour!!!!!!! It's amazing!!! Can anyone play on expert?? Please comment on that!! I can play on expert!!! Yeah.......

Vote for PRISM!!!! JOSH LOVES YOU!!!!!

SNIPE and GEM!!!!

I just went to Wal-mart and bought the last rare Snipe!!! Also I got Fallout to show up in Stitches quest. Turns out you have to have EXACTLY four anima sparks or else it wont work. So yeah, to see it go to RABIDSCRIB1, RABIDSCRIB2, or RABIDSCRIB3. More great news is that my HR funkeys are arriving on Wednesday!! YAY!!!!

Hidden Realm Is Out!!!!

According to Amazon.com, the HR funkeys came out yesterday! I pre-ordered mine and they are expected to arrive on the 19th!!! I'm So excited!!!

P.S. Go Vote!!!!!!!!! Especially for PRISM!!!

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Ok, great news! I made 6 different e-mail addresses so I could make 6 different accounts on the German funkeys website. Then, after making 11 cool funkeys, I voted a bunch of times for each one on every username!!!!! Now I'm in 1st, 2nd, 3rd, 4th, 5th, 6th, 7th, 8th, 9th, 17th, and 18th!! Yay!!! But because the final winner is judged by how many VOTES and not STARS, I really need you all to vote! Thanks if you did and keep on voting!!!!

All Is Good

I got over the fact that I lost that contest after Chris cslmed me down-thanks for that. And the good news is that Pteprocks found out the password to Stitches quest and the reward is a new gem!!!!!!!!!!! Oh My Josh! OMJ! OMJ! OMJ! Anyways he's holding a contest for who he will give the password out to. Does this mean it's not 'resistens' ?? Anyways it's not that hard if you have a keen eye and know where stuff is sold on funkeys so go check it out!!! Also comment if you know the password already!! Thanks!!!

Update: Chris just informed me that Pteprocks heard from Auguiewan that the password is '??????????????????' Thanks! Good luck with the quest! The reason for the ????'s is because Pteprocks doesn't want me to tell you guys. Srry check back later!!

WTH!!!!!!! Y ME?!?!?!?!?!?!?!

Apparently they ended the contest early and it doesnt go by what your stars are it goes by the number of votes you have. Do you know how furious I am at Germany for this. I know the phrase is 'Hate the game not the player' .......wait isn't it 'Hate the player not the game'? I don't know but I'm extremely upset with Germany as you can tell by my newest addition to my funkeys in the contest. It was titled 'GERMan' because they are germs but it came out in all caps so it said 'GERMAN'!!!!!!! Now you HAVE to vote for my german one okay? Why are you still reading go and do it!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Look at the first place! It's not even cool looking or unique! It's just red with scars and flames! A monkey could have done better! The only one that I think is KINDA good but not better than mine is the 3rd place one. But I still don't like the Germans' taste in funkey design or contest preperation........ Maybe I could win on the spanish site....

VOTE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I entered a contest on the German UB Funkeys official website and I'm in 1st place! I kind of cheated cuz I just logged on to my other account and voted for myself. Bad news is that stupid Germans voted and now I'm down to 2 stars!!!!! Here is a picture of me in 1st though.

I would strongly appreciate if you would go on and vote but since it's in German I wll lead you through the steps. This is worth it!! The grand prize winner gets 4 tickets to some amusement park, a funkeys starter, and any 10 singles! That rules out MP but it's still really good for me to win! PLEASE VOTE Here's how.

Step 1) Go to funkeynizer.de

Step 2) The only way you can vote is to make an account. This will take a matter of seconds and the only personal info you need to give is e-mail so your account can be verified. Click on the link under the little grey box that says 'REGESTRIEREN'

Then you simply fill in the required fields.

If you can't read this, it says the first one is name, then password, then re-type password, then your e-mail adress. Then click on the circled link that says 'ABSCHICKEN'. Cool word, huh?

Step 3) That link should take you to this page.

From here just go straight to your e-mail and you should see something in your inbox that says 'FunKey Mailer' for who it's from and 'Registrierung bei FunKeys' for the subject. Click on this then click on the link inside. Don't worry it's safe! :)

Step 4) This will take you back to this page and now you have to log in in the grey box shown below. Name on top, password on the bottom.

Step 5) After logging in, scroll to the bottom of the previous page and click this link.

Step 6) If you don't see Berger right away you can use the upper circle to search for either BERGER or FFM2. When you do see him, click on 5 stars, no matter what your opinion please.

Step 7) Once you click on berger, it will lead you here. Click on the 5th star and then the link under it. Once you do it will take you to a page that thanks you for voting.

Every once and a while it will let you vote again so check back often to see if you can vote 5 stars again. Also, it would be much appriciated if you could scroll through the gallery and vote 1 star on anyone doing better than me. I also have a Snipe and Lucky so vote for them too!!!!! I REALLY REALLY REALLY REALLY need to win this. If I don't I will never feel joy again. I will have no purpose in life and die. JK I won't do that but I will be VERY VERY VERY VERY VERY VERY VERY VERY VERY VERY upset! PLEASE! THANX.

New Trophies! Bombtastic Billiards and Jongg Challenge!!

Thanks to my incredible funkey friend, mfunk04, I got the Bombtastic Billiards and Jongg Challenge trophies! Yay!!!! The only bummer to it is that I still didn't get the hoop or feather! :(

mfunk04 has been playing a lot with me though so I should get it soon! THANX! The only trophies I need are Rainbow Shootout and Rock'em Sock'em Sprocket if anyone wants to help me get those. BTW I was told that if you get 8000+ on Jongg Challenge it will give you the feather. FYI if your trying to help me get the feather, mfunk04, then let me kick your butt! JK I'm just joshing, but that would help me.

Anyways, I was wondering if you could still get the MP games in your gameroom without buying them. I've got the insane high score a buch of times on Bombtastic Billiards and still haven't gotten it in so I was curious. Please comment if you know.

Also, has anyone who has a MP funkey got them in a store on a shelf? Like an actual shelf where the other ones are? Because I really need them and don't want to buy offline!

I am Josh????????????? Since when???

If you've read some previous comments, then you've probably heard about a secret identity. Well its not my secret identity but I have a new friend named Josh so if you hear me say Josh you'll know what I'm talking about and you won't be confused cos I will be saying that name a lot.

Percentages...

*Update* New percentage chart can be viewed on the Checklist page

I've noticed a LOTS a new peoples have answered the percentage chart poll. Turns out I already did that and if you scroll down some, you'll see it. If not then type 'percentage chart' in the search thingy at the top and it should show up. If you want me to put you on the chart then comment ON THE CHART or THIS POST and i'll do it A.S.A.P. Thanx! Happy blogging!

I Defeated Dali!

WhoooooHoooo! Dali is gone! I just got the Tank Mystic Feather with an insane high score of 104,736 on Coral Cruiser. Do I rock or what? Please comment if you have a high score you would like to share!

Victory At Last!!!!!!!!

I have finally gained control over my evil computer and it now allows me to take screenshots! Here is a picture of my crib I tested it on. It will more than likely be in the crib contest on FunkeyFever for Novenber so please vote!

Thanks TechHunter16!

I just wanted to thank TechHunter16 on the Funkey Fan Forum for putting up a link to my blog! That has actually brought me quite a few new visitors! I hope you come again so you can see this! Thanks again!

Quests and I Need Help!

*Update* All quests can be viewed on the Quests page
Please! Can someone tell me why my 'Print Screen' button doesn't work? I thank everyone for explaining to me how to do it, but the button isn't working! I think I'm going to have to get that program AKABBEY has in order to get pictures up.
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Also, since most of us have gotten the 3.2 update you all know about quests. Here are the quests I know and how to do them.

Waggs-Deliver mail to a Sol on Funkiki Island-reward: 500 coins

Nibble-Give him a Hoodwink-reward: Bonsai Coin Creeper

Glub-Count how many coconut trees, wrecked cars, pieces of cheese, and red rockets there are (41)-reward: 5,000 coins

Stitch-Give him the correct password(Does anyone know what it is?)-reward: ????

Xener-Collect 4 Microchips and return them-reward: 5,000 coins and Galaxy Wallpaper

Sprocket-Get to Fallout's Compound on Laputa Station without going through Funkeystown. Go to Daydream Oasis, then to Laputa Station.-reward: 500 coins

Berger-Get him a Flaming Coconut, It's on Funkiki Island in the coconut tree above the Beach Essentials store-reward: 100 coins and a Caliente Cheesecake
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Also, does anyone know what goes in the cualdren near Lucky's place? Please comment!

Percentage Chart

*Update* This is old. There is a new one on the Checklist page.
Not many people have voted yet on if I should do this or not but since the ones that did are 'yes', I will. Here you go. This doesn't include Hidden Realm, Bandit, or the unreleased funkeys obviously.


I GOT TAEJO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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2 1.7% This is my friend Kathleen
3 2.6%
4 3.5%
5 4.3%
6 5.2%
7 6.1% This is my friend Gina
8 7.0%
9 7.8%
10 8.7%
11 9.6% This is my neighbor Shauna
12 10.4%
13 11.3%
14 12.2%
15 13.0%
16 13.9%
17 14.8%
18 15.7%
19 16.5%
20 17.4%
21 18.3%
22 19.1%
23 20.0%
24 20.9%
25 21.7%
26 22.6%
27 23.5%
28 24.3%
29 25.2%
30 26.1%
31 26.9%
32 27.8%
33 28.6% This is Onewa80
34 29.5%
35 30.4%
36 31.3%
37 32.1%
38 33.0%
39 33.9%
40 34.7%
41 35.6%
42 36.5% This is mfunk04
43 37.3%
44 38.2%
45 39.1% This is UBF Blogger Mom (I think)
46 40.0%
47 40.8%
48 41.7%
49 42.6%
50 43.4%
51 44.3%
52 45.2%
53 46.0%
54 46.9% This is Roco and Sammy
55 47.8%
56 48.6%
57 49.5%
58 50.4%
59 51.3%
60 52.1%
61 53.0%
62 53.9%
63 54.7%
64 55.6%
65 56.5%
66 57.3%
67 58.2%
68 59.1% This is anonymous in the comments--This is Chris
69 60.0%
70 60.8%
71 61.7%
72 62.6%
73 63.4%
74 64.3%
75 65.2%
76 66.0%
77 66.9%
78 67.8%
79 68.6%
80 69.5%
81 70.4%
82 71.3%
83 72.1%
84 73.0%
85 73.9%
86 74.7%
87 75.6%
88 76.5%
89 77.3%
90 78.2%
91 79.1%
92 80.0%
93 80.8%
94 81.7%
95 82.6%
96 83.4%
97 84.3%
98 85.2%
99 86.0%
100 86.9% This is Zoomix (congrats!) This is Frogboy96
101 87.8%
102 88.6%
103 89.5%
104 90.4%
105 91.3%
106 92.1%
107 93.0%
108 93.9%This is FFM
109 94.7%
110 95.6%
111 96.5%
112 97.3% This is AKAABBEY and DINO24 (WOW!!!!!)
113 98.2%
114 99.1%
115 100% THIS IS INSANE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!(including HR its 127) (including PG its 141) (including DCH its 148) (including Taejo, Dot, etc its 149)

Score!!!!!!!

I just got home from my dads work and my neighbors came running up telling me that they got berger and tank at walmart. Luckily my mom promised me yesterday that she would take me and my little brother to the store. So we went when she got home and we scored a rare flurry, a rare ptep, a common tank, a rare tank, and a common berger! My new percentage is 49.6%! Almost half! Anyways, the reason I havn't been posting is because my dad shut off our internet for a while bacause he thinks we need to be more 'active' and stuff. Good news is it's back!

Also for some reason y 'print screen' button isnt working so pictures will continue to be delayed. I can't wait until hidden realm comes out because then everyine will be all caught up in that and then forget about dream state and I can finally finish my flipping collection!