New Funkeys!

Hola everyone! I just went to Target to return funkeys I got for christmas. The reason I did that is because my mom got me all four Paradox Green funkeys that I already had. But anyways, I was walking down to the isle where they have funkeys, and I noticed something was wrong. I couldn't seem to find the funkeys!!!!! You wanna know what happened? THERE WERE FAMPS WHERE THE FUNKEYS BELONG!!!!!!!!!! I started to cry. Yes, I cried. Right in the middle of the store. My mom had to calm me down. I'm not even lying. I'm dead serious. I cried.

You know what??? FAMPS are so stupid! They don't even have legit names!!! You wanna know what their names are? Happy, Sad, Silly, Bored, I could go on! All they do is express feelings! You know what I think? I think that if someone needs a videogame to express their feelings, then they really don't have a life.

At least funkeys have names, and different places to explore. FAMPS are pretty much just an interactive chat room. It's dumb.

Anyways, to ease my discomfort, I went online and bought 16 different funkeys in a pack for only 11 dollars! They will arrive in 3-7 business days! That will bring my total to 97 out of 129 funkeys! That's 75.1%!!!! YAY!!!...........

........DUMB FAMPS!!!

I'm Still Alive!!

I know I havn't posted in FOREVER!! but I'm still here. There hasn't been much news other than the Speed Racer guys on eBay. Also, something I'm extremely upset about is that my Walmart STOPPED CARRYING FUNKEYS!!!!!!! How could they??? It's tragic. TRAGIC I TELL YOU! Anyways, I just got a VR Webley so now my Funkiki Island Series is 100% COMPLETE!!! YAY :] So.... If you got anything you wanna share, please comment!!!!!

Paradox Green Gem and Hidden Realm Gem! Wendy's Toys!

I have completed my trophy room! It didn't take very long what with me and my brother both working on one file. And I thank nobody for friend requesting me like I asked. However I am friends with Onewa80 and Risu. :D

But anyways, I have every trophy besides Taejo. (That includes dot for those of you keeping track.) I don't have Dot but I bought tons of portal jammers and played the game that way.

I also have every completed series 1 gem. I have the Funkiki gem, Nightmare Rift gem, Daydream Oasis gem, Stitch Quest gem, Hidden Realm gem, and Paradox gem! Horray!

WENDY'S TOYS

I have been eating at Wendy's for lunch for quite a while now and it sure is paying off. Every time we go the same lady is always there and knows exactly what we want before we even ask.

I have gotton Disc 1, Disc 2, Backpack Clip, and the code that comes on the Kids Meal bag itself. Now all I need is the Bobblehead and 3D Board Game. :D YAY

New Name

I got a new unique funkey name that I share with my brother. Its ' DANTEANDFFM' I really need you to friend request me and challenge me to games and let me win because when we got a new computer/hub we had to start from scratch. We still need all the mystic hoops and feathers and every shard/gem. The only gem we do have is Hidden Realm. We need your help! If you want I'll challenge you to Rastroids or Lilytadd Tiles. PLEASE AND THANK YOU!!!

Common Paradox Green Funkey On eBay!!

Common Paradox Green Funkey on eBay

Yay!!!

Dali!!!!

Da Scratch Club colorless prototype

and my Funkeytown Funkeys (I also have rare lotas but he's not in this pic)

All my new funkeys besides Paradox Green! And yes, Dali does come off the flower! How cool?

0.0 Yaaaaayyyyyy!!!!!!!!!!!

Today I went to Target and GUESS WHAT!!!!!!!!??????? The ONLY funkeys they had were Paradox Green and a few Dream State. And I got them ALL!!!!!!!

Now I have every single Mual, Tadd, Rastro, and Nectar!! Not to mention Ace and Mulch. However, now I'm broke....... I literally spent all of my money on that.... oh well!

Isn't it terrible how I can't even play with them?? I'm going to have a lot of catching up to do once I get my new computer.. so sad

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Funkey Trades

Okay, heres the deal. I need to finish my funkey collection and I'm too broke to buy offline. So here's what I want everyone to do. I'm going to list all the funkeys I need. Then, if you have one you're willing to trade, leave a comment saying what you want AND what you're trading to me. Then if I think its a reasonable trade, go to funkeyfever.com and go to the funkey trades. In the 'comments' section of the form you fill out, make sure you write 'trading with FFM(ashley)' so that they know we have a special trade set up. Heres the list:

Very Rare Lotus
Rare Scratch
Very Rare Scratch
Rare Twinx
Rare Deuce
Very Rare Deuce
Rare Sprout
Very Rare Sprout
Very Rare Boggle
Rare Xener
Very Rare Fallout
Ultra Rare Tiki (yellow)
Very Rare Bones
Very Rare Wasabi
Very Rare Webley
Very Rare Raj
Rare Racer X
RareSprocket
Very Rare Sprocket
Rare Lucky
Very Rare Lucky
Rare Vroom
Very Rare Vroom
Very Rare Cannonball Taylor
Common Snipe
Very Rare Snipe
Rare Berger
Very Rare Berger
Rare Snake Oiler
Very Rare Snake Oiler
Rare Bomble
Very Rare Bomble
Rare Singe
Very Rare Singe

*****Multiplayers dont have to be traded with the funkey they came with*****

Thanks for all your help!!!

Here's the ones I have doubles of and are willing to trade....
But if you want one thats not on the list, still comment saying you want it bcuz i can always go to the store and get it for you.

Common Vroom
Common Fallout
Common Xener
Common Boggle
Common Raj
Common Glub
Common Bones

Common Tiki

THANKS AGAIN! PLEASE COMMENT AND TRADE!!!!!!!

Funk-Cash Tasks

Not anybody has done any of the latest Funk-cash tasks! How terrible! For those of you who dont know what they are,

1) Design a funkey checklist that includes all the funkeys i have on mine and send it to ashleyanastasia@hotmail.com . The first 3 to send one in that meets all requirements gets 20 FC.

2) You have until the end of this month to post your entry in the Funk-Pet design contest of June! I know I started late but no one was sending any in... You get 50 FC so you can buy a new Funk-Pet and tons of accessories! Good Luck!

New Checklist with DC Heroes and Paradox Green!

*UPDATE* Go to Checklist page for a much better checklist

Here is my latest checklist. To print, save then go to your pictures and click on it so that its big. Then right-click it and hit print. If you don't do it like this it will print out on 2 different papers split in half. I don't know why. Also don't print it straight from the Paint program or it will do the same thing.

New Funkeys and PLAYSETS!

I have just recently pre-ordered the new Mulch, Ace, Rascro, Maul, Tadd, and Nectar. They should arrive in 6-7 weeks! Yay! But not only have I done that, I also am getting Da Scatch Club and Grand Funkeys Station!!!! Whoo hoo! I cant wait!! The only bad thing would be that my Funkeys game doesn't work.... I don't have Adobe Flash Player 9 or higher so my Funkeys wont run... Not only that but my computer won't let me install it either. So until I get a new computer (which is not soon) I cant play with them!!!!!! :( Oh well, its still fun to collect them all!

Best Dream Ever!!

Okay, maybe not my BEST dream ever, but this one is definitely amazing! I had a dream that I was at Walmart and there were new funkeys that I've never seen before and they came in entire sets and accessories........I bought them all. They also had a Speed Racer and Chim Chim without a Hub!!! It was a very amazing dream lol.

But the reason I liked it so much was because all those new funkeys I saw in my dream are going to be available for purchase in the next Funk-Pet shop!! Whoo hoo! So yeah, I'm gonna go work on those.

New Cheat Codes!!!

*UPDATE* All cheat codes are on Cheats page

1. SPROUTARBORETUM852- You get 5 new wall hangings and 75 coins
2. ILUVFUNKEYS345- Adds 50 coins to your total
3. WASABIPAGODA992- For 100 coins and a box of Exploding Whizbangs
4. FUNKEYSTOWNMUSEUM28- For 75 coins and a Chocolate Lava Lamp
5. 6786ALLWORKANDNOPLAY- For 50 coins and a Very Rare Insane Flaming Hoop
6. TIKIHUT327- For 50 coins and a war totem.
7. BOGGLEDEN129- For 75 coins and Ghost Flame Toilet
8. PONDERINGPARK453- For 75 coins and a Sonic Shield Generator
9. FALLOUTCOMPOUND358- For 75 coins and a Solid Gold Panel
10. KELPYBASIN4564- For 75 coins and a Chocolate Seaweed
11. DASCRATCHCLUB983- For 75 coins and a Platinum Record
12. RADICARULES4565- Very Rare Diamond Treasure Chest And 500 Coins
13. BOGGLETHEMIND2256- For 50 coins and a foul smelling bone chair
14. ROCKETWITHSPROCKET6588- For 25 coins and a Robot



15. TIKIWUBBA1154-Heartbeat drums and 75 coins
16. DRIFT4SPEED5477-Invisible engine and 50 coins
17. WHOISBANDIT8854-Very rare chiefs mask and 75 coins
18. WARNINGFALLOUT4458-Anti-matter generator and 50 coins
19. LAPUTASTATION4433-Black hole deflector and 50 coin
20. FUNKEYSTOWN6767-Very rare living gargoyle and 25 coins
21. ILOVEXENER2345-Invasion chair and 75 coins
22. MAYORSAYSOSAYSSO951-Very rare crystal ball and 50 coins
23. BONESCLUBHOUSE952-Velvet coffin and 75 coins
24. SOLISVERYHOT6589-Very rare rejuvinating spa and 75 coins

Shops Are HERE!!!

The moment you've all been waiting for...

Spooky

Ok nothing about this is spooky i just needed a title but at Walmart i saw a Tiki only it didnt say tiki on it the package was just blank. I couldn't get a pic but i thought that was cool sooooooo ok bye.

Pictures with me in it..

People were saying that i should've put myself in the pictures as well so I did... They are really terrible pictures but whatever....

Here's Taejo...

And whats-his-face....

Here's Your Pictures!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Here is my latest Funkey Family Photo. There are a few missing that are still coming in the mail but this is what I have right now.

Here is a section of the photo that shows Taejo in it for those of you who didn't believe I had him...
Here is an old pic from Easter of my really bad funkey eggs. They are Tiki, Twinx, Berger, Flurry, Sprout, Stitch, and Wasabi.

And last but not least, here is a random picture of a cardboard Davedays.............

Just Stop And Stare....

Don't Leave, I'm Waiting On Pics!!

I know my posts have been really slow, but don't leave!!! There's plenty of new stuff coming including pics of my proto type Taejo!!! I just recently got a Rare Sol and R Glub so now my total is at 83 I THINK. I'm not sure but I will check later.

Some more things to come are shops!! Yupp! I finally finished the flippin' shops! I will post them in a couple days bcuz of final touches I need to take care of.

And finally new Funk-Cash Tasks!!

1) Its a new month so there will be another Custom Funkey Design Contest! Winner gets 50FC!!

2)Design a Funkey checklist like the one I made. You can save it and print it out if you want cuz it has Paradox Green on it! The first three people to send one in get 20FC! HAVE FUN!

JAIRO M.- CONGRATS

I completely forgot about the Funk-Cash you won by giving me the arcade idea!! I haven't done yet but I'll get around to it... But congrats on your FC, I will add it to your balence ASAP.

Guess Who Just Got An Unreleased Funkey!

Hey everyone! Guess what!! I just got a new funkey that NONE of you have! Would you like to know what it is? TAEJO!!!!!!!!!!! I will post a picture once I get the digital camra from my dad!

Please, No Autographs!

Ok, I have officially decided to apply for a job at Mattel. I'm not sure when I will start, but if I do get the job I will tell you anything you need to know about the upcoming Paradox Green funkeys. Until then, I will be working at my local Target to get first dibs on their funkeys. That has been working out well so far.

Also, I'm not sure which blog it was, but someone has a poll asking which HR funkeys you have. Several people have selected the ALL COMMON RARE AND VR choice. I would just like you to know that I have labeled you all LIARS. You have no proof. Ugh. People disgust me. If it were my poll, that wouldn't even be a choice! Hey. That's a good idea! I will do it. Also I want you to know I was kidding but I still don't believe you.

Also, the new shop will be available March 1st so start earning your FC!!!!! Also, if anyone could tell me something they want specifically, that would help a LOT! Thanks!

Winners!!!!!!!!

The moment you've all been waiting for...... The winner of the Funk-Pet design contest....... The one who will get 50 FC..... Onewa80!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Congrats!!!!!

Everyone else who entered will also get 30 FC and you get to buy whoever you want for 20 FC. Congrats to all!!!

Entries So Far

These are the Entries for the Funk-Pets Contest that I have put in so far. If you still want to enter, you have until February 14th (Valentines Day). They are all very good, it will be hard to figure out a winner. If you sent yours in already and I missed it, send it again!!! I don't want to forget you by mistake!! C'mon, c'mon!! Also I know it says that they are 20 FC after February 14th. That is because I will be using the same picture for the winner. You can't buy them yet though! Also I got Dyer from Funkeyfever today from the exchange + a free Raj!! so I don't need the feather for that game anymore but I will still give you the FC if you do it on accident while playing with me. So, yeah! Enjoy! Get in those entries!!

Task 3

TASK 3) The next task is for those artistic ones out there. I need an idea for a new Funk-Pet. Your job is to come up with a new idea and the one I think is best will win 50 FC and get to buy their own Funk-Pet if they want. I will give you credit for it and it will be SPECIAL EDITION which means it will go away in a month and I will have a new contest. I might also have more than one winner. The deadline is Feb. 14 so get working!!

TASK 2) Find out the names of the new headed funkeys with PROOF PROOF PROOF!!!!!!! 30 FC

TASK 1) Help me win the mystic feather for Dyer and Lucky. 20 FC ea.

My Funk-Pets

yHere is the My Funk-Pets page! Enjoy!

SSSOOORRRRRRYYY

Sorry I haven't been posting much but I was banned from the computer for having a MySpace soooo..... Yeah. I see I have a new follower, which I am going to congratulate!! Why? Because they are the first person (besides AKAABBEY) to get more funkeys than me!!! So Congrats!

Also, I hear so much confusion with the Funk Cash!! Okay, its very simple! To earn FC, you do me favors or tasks. I will have posts telling you what to do and how much FC you will earn. You can also go into Negative FC, but only up to -30. If I said another number b4, sorry but this is the final number.

I'm also sorry that I haven't posted everyone's funk-pets yet, I have been really busy and not allowed on the computer. I will do it ASAP!!!!!

And thanks for voting on my FC poll!!! I really appreciated that! UGH!

In case anyone was still wondering, here are the current FC Tasks.

TASK 1) Help me win the mystic feather for Rainbow Shootout OR Jongg Challenge. My username is RABID. You will be awarded 20 FC per game. So if you help me with both that means you get 40FC. duh. This one may be hard to do bcuz of me not allowed on the computer very often sooo thats why there is a task 2.

TASK 2) There have been some new photos released of new funkeys with new head shapes. Your goal is to find out the names of them. Once you think you have the names, copy the link to the website you got it from and leave it in a comment or e-mail me at ashleyanastasia@hotmail.com. I need the proof or you wont get it.

Negative FC

This is a good idea brought to my attention by mutley. I will allow you to go into negative FC up to -30. Once you are about to go over that I wont let you purchase anymore. If you would like to purchase a Funk-Pet for negative FC, comment on this post telling me what one you want and how rare. Then I will start coming out with accessories. Have Fun! :D

News About Funk-Cash

People have been asking about Funk-Cash. The first task was for 20FC and it was to get me the mystic feather for Dyer/Lucky. 20FC for each one. The only problem is that either my internet isnt working or no one was online when I was. SO my solution is that I will make task 2 the same time task 1 is going on. This task will be worth 30FC and it is to find out the names of the new funkeys with weird head shapes. Good Luck!!

More And More Funk-Pets

I only need 56 more funkeys out of 127!!! To celebrate, here are the latest of the Funk-Pet collection!